幽默英语手抄报资料

导语：如何制作一份英语的手抄报呢?小编整理了一些英语手抄报的资料与大家分享，希望对大家有帮助!

【英语小幽默1】

A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."

有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁，他们站在法官面前，要求离婚。“我不明白，”法官说，“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”丈夫解释道：“嗯，你是知道的，我们以前是哟等到孩子们都死了。”

【英语小幽默2】

Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

老师: 汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?

Tom: Men.

汤姆:男人们。

Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?

Tom : Twins.

汤姆: 双胞胎。

【英语小幽默3】

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.

老师: 约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。

Johnny: It's there , sir.

约翰尼: 先生，在这儿。

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

老师: 对了。萨默，你来回答是谁发现了澳大利亚?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

萨默: 先生，是约翰尼。

【英语小幽默4】

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。

At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

候选人来到了一家门口，一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我，年轻人，”候选人问道，“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?”

"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”

【英语小幽默5】

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。