小品傻子上学台词范本
导语：台词是戏剧表演中角色所说的话语。是剧作者用以展示剧情，刻画人物，体现主题的主要手段。也是剧本构成的基本成分。以下是小编整理小品傻子上学台词的资料，欢迎阅读参考。
电话响！
学生甲：上课了，上课了。
学生乙：诶，上课了，上课了，快点快点上课了。
学生甲：班长好。
学生乙：你好，诶，听说咱们班又来了一个新班主任，还是个女的。
学生甲：管它是男还是女的，来了照样把她撵走。
学生乙：嗯。
学生丙：诶，你们俩好。
学生甲学生乙：早上好！
学生丙：这么早就来了，诶，有没听说咱们班又换班主任了。
学生甲学生乙：知道了知道了，早就知道了。
学生丙：诶，而且还是个女的。
学生甲学生乙：也知道了，也知道了。
学生丙：诶，要不我们呆会整整她。给她起个外号。
学生甲：诶，不错不错，这个主意不错。那起什么外号。
学生丙：诶，叫喇叭花。
学生甲：喇叭花，太俗了太俗了太俗了。
学生乙：那这样好不好？咱们帮她起个外号叫老母鸡。
学生甲：啊，老母鸡。
学生乙：嗯。
学生甲：现在禽流感特严重。还，还敢叫老母鸡。
学生丙：就是。
学生乙：那叫，诶，干脆这样好啦，叫她老处女。
学生甲学生丙：好好好~~~~~
学生甲：这个好，这个好，这个好。
学生乙：这个主意不错哦。那待会你来叫好啦？（指向学生丙）
学生丙：我不叫。
学生乙：那你来叫（指向学生甲）
学生甲：我也不叫。
学生乙：那你也不叫，她也不叫，谁叫啊？
学生丙：诶，有啦，呆会傻子来了，让他叫。
学生乙：诶，好主意，好主意。
学生甲：这个主意不错。
学生乙：傻子，上课啦，上课啦，上课啦。
傻子学生：来啦。（跳艳舞出场）~~笑什么笑啊？没见过帅哥啊？？
学生甲：诶，诶，傻子。
傻子学生：嗯。
学生甲：我们班又来了一个新班主任。我们给她起了个外号叫老处女。一会她来了你叫哦。
傻子学生：我不叫。
学生甲：为什么？
傻子学生：你们老骗我，每次我一张嘴，你们把嘴都闭上了。
学生甲：不是，这次不骗你。
学生乙学生丙：对。
学生甲：我们大家伙一起叫。
学生乙学生丙：嗯。
傻子学生：这次不骗我？
学生甲学生乙学生丙：嗯，对啊，这次不骗你。一起叫。
傻子学生：好，一起叫。
老师：大家好，我就是新来的班主任。听说这个班的学生特别难得教，但是，我非常有爱心，我会将我的
爱心，来感化他们。同学们好！
学生甲学生乙学生丙傻子学生：老。
傻子学生：处女好。
老师：是哪位小同学喊老师是老处女，请往前一步。（学生甲学生乙学生丙一起退后）~~小同学，请你站
起来。
傻子学生：嗯。
老师：小同学，你站稳咯。
傻子学生：老师：地不平。
老师：小同学，你知道啥子叫老处女。
傻子学生：我爸爸说，没有被处理过的人，就叫老处女。
老师：我有信心，我有耐心。小同学，请你跟老师到办公室去一下。
傻子学生：干什么？
老师：老师请你吃巧克力。
傻子学生：真的？
老师：真的，来。
傻子学生：耶，吃巧克力去咯。
学生乙：诶，这叫老处女还吃巧克力？
学生丙：就是，早知道我们也叫哪。
学生甲：就是啊。
老师：我请你吃巧克力，德芙的，金帝的，吃啊吃，你吃饱啊。（走出来）我从来不体罚我的学生。小同
学你可以出来了。
傻子学生：来了（跳艳舞）。
学生乙：诶，你怎么啦？傻子。
学生丙：傻子，你没事吧？
傻子学生：老师打人。
学生甲学生乙学生丙：我们看看，看看。
学生甲：唉哟，伤得不轻啊？
学生乙：打得不轻啊？
老师：坐好咯，开始上课了。老师先给你们上第一课，教你们念个汉字。请所有同学跟我一起来念，看清
楚。学生乙老师i~~
学生甲学生乙学生丙：学生乙老师i
傻子学生：p老师i
老师：学生乙老师i
延伸阅读（英语版）：
The phone ring!
Student a: class, class.
Student b: oh, class. Class. Hurry up.
Student a: class monitor.
Student b: hello, I heard that our class has a new head teacher, still a girl.
Student a: if it's a man or a woman, it's the same as getting her away.
Student b: well.
Student c: oh, you two are fine.
Student a student b: good morning!
Student c: it's coming so early, well, I haven't heard that our class change director again.
Student a student b: know already know, already knew.
Student c: oh, and it's a girl.
Student a student b: also know, also know.
Student c: oh, or we'll be all over her. Give her a nickname.
Student a: well, that's a good idea. What's that nickname?
Student c: oh, it's called the trumpet flower.
Student a: bell-flower, too vulgar, too vulgar.
Student b: how about that? Let's call her an old hen.
Student a: oh, the old hen.
Student b: well.
Student a: bird flu is very serious now. Still, dare call old hen.
Student c: yes.
Student b: that call, alas, simply so good, call her old maid.
Student a student c: good good ~~~~
Student a: this good, this good, this good.
Student b: that's a good idea. Would you like to call it a day? (student c)
Student c: I'm not calling.
Student b: then you will call (point to student a)
Student a: neither do I.
Student b: then you do not call, she does not call, who call?
Student c: oh, yes, there's a fool. Let him call.
Student b: oh, good idea. Good idea.
Student a: that's a good idea.
Student b: fool, class, class, class.
Student: come here. (dance a lap dance) ~~ smile what laugh? I haven't seen a handsome guy.
Student a: hey, hey, fool.
Student: um.
Student a: we have a new head teacher in our class. We called her an old maid. She came to you later.
Student: I don't.
Student a: why?
Silly student: you always cheat me, every time I open mouth, you shut up your mouth.
Student a: no, not this time.
Student b student c: yes.
Student a: we're big guys.
Student b student c: HMM.
Stupid student: don't cheat me this time?
Student a student b student c: well, yes, this time not to cheat you. Call together.
Silly student: ok, together.
Teacher: hello, everyone. I am the new head teacher. It is said that the students in this class are especially hard to teach, but I am very loving and I will give it to me
Love, to influence them. Hi, class!
Student a student b student c a student: old.
Student: a virgin.
Teacher: is which small classmate call teacher is old maid, please move forward a step. (student a student b student c to back together) ~~ little classmate, please stand
To get up.
Student: um.
Teacher: small classmate, you stand firm.
Fool student: teacher: the ground is uneven.
Teacher: little classmate, you know what call old maid.
Silly student: my father says that the man who has not been treated is called an old maid.
Teacher: I have confidence. I have patience. Please go to the office with your teacher.
Stupid student: what for?
Teacher: please eat chocolate.
Idiot student: really?
Teacher: really, come on.
Student: yeah, eat chocolate.
Student b: oh, is this an old maid still eating chocolate?
Student c: yes, I know we are.
Student a: yeah.
Teacher: I'll treat you to chocolate, dove's, king's. Eat and eat. You're full. I never spanked my students. Small with
You can come out.
Silly student: come on.
Student b: oh, what's wrong with you? A fool.
Student c: fool, are you ok?
Fool's student: teacher dozen people.
Student a student b student c: let's see, look.
Student a: alas, are you hurt?
Student b: it's not too light.
Teacher: sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you first lesson and teach you the Chinese characters. Please come with me to read it
Chu. Student b teacher I ~~
Student b student b: student b teacher I
Student: p teacher I
Teacher: student b teacher I
